Cassie loves to study. It's pretty funny during the olympics especially because she's actually doing more watching than studying.
So Tumblr sucks. I'm back to Vox. Thought I'd write about my favorite band Daft Punk.
They are pretty much electronica visionaries on the same level as Massive Attack, Trent Reznor (did I spell that right?), and Radiohead. Maybe they get constantly overlooked and underrated because they're French, but hey there are still some cool French people. Haha.
Show us a great wedding photo.
As day four without her draws to a close, I find myself as lonely as Akon, as Three Dog Night, or even, dare I say it...Aerosmith.
Without my muse, my inspiration, my best friend, I am half the man I regularly am. Without my heart, my confidant, mon univers, I find it hard to convene with the rest of humanity. You see, she is my connection, my spark, my vigor, without her, I revert back to boring, shy, clumsy Adam, like popeye without his spinach, superman without the sun, or Kieth Richards without cocaine and unprotected sex. Although these sorted characters ultimately survive to rock the world yet again, they can't wait to return to their glory. I, who is without special powers, drugs or groupies, need only to return to her, so I count the days, minutes, seconds, until I see her next or even hear her voice on my phone.
I suffer willingly, knowing I've found love, knowing she exists.
My fortune cookie said, "He who throws dirt, is losing ground." Hahaha. Those crazy monkeys!
If I had a super power it would definitely be the ability to telepathically disintegrate the drivers licenses of bad drivers in front of me.. They drive me crazy. I don't care about any other powers... maybe flight.
What powers do other people want? And not crazy City of Heroes powers, like X-Men powers...man.
I got a new size for my eyebrow. Huge 14G spike! Too many people have 16g. You like? Anybody know where I can get some experimental eyebrow rings?
What set you apart from the rest of the kids at school?
Submitted by jks.
I was dressed in a dinosaur costume. case closed.
Before we saw the movie Cassie and I got In 'N Out for ourselves and couple other people. Needless to say I had to get a couple of orders and of course, screwed a couple of them up. The poor lady that worked there had to fix stuff for me twice, haha. I forgot to tell her it was to go the first time and made her repack into bags. And the second time, we forgot to grab the sodas from the drive thru window and had to run back inside. I know this all seems really boring... but when I went in to get the sodas she looked at me and very creepily said, "I knew you would be back for these." Needless to say I just grabbed them and pretended not to be freaked out until I got back into the car.
Well, the movie? I laughed my ass off the entire time,
...Except...[SPOILER ALERT!!!!!]
....When the random, interspersed, TLC-esque birth canal shot popped its way onto the screen and into my heart...not really. I was utterly grossed out and I probably would have thrown up if I had been in the aisle seat and had easy access to the floor. I never wanna see that much of Izzy from Grey's Anatomy again! There's a reason I don't keep TLC's Miracle of Life DVD in my on-hand movie collection!
Overall, fucking hilarious though, and I wasn't too scarred by those couple of shots.
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